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On Instagram Str8 Flexin’ – Vol. 1

2013 January 31
by DonkSnob

The game done changed & Instagram tha new Facebook and Facebook tha new Myspace. So Ima kinda get off fb so much and head on over to ig 4 a lil bit. U might notice im also not TYPIN IN CAPS no more, a few yall said it get on yall nerves and i kinda feel ya so there ya go.

Soooo lemme start wit tha Monte above, I gotta start wit misspellin LOUIE… I kno I dont spell erythang tha right way but this shit just words on the internet… that there painted ON YO DAYUM CAR!  So not only he got that outdate lifted and them cheap ass rims, he got that damn LV theme which BEEN played out and how much u wanna bet he aint really got a runner underneath that big ass cowl hood?!

Now THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE is CLEEAAAAN! Got that OUTRAGEOUS paint, offset forgis, moldings, skirts, its a Seven-One, peanut butter guts, chrome nose.. he all tha way there!! What more can I say?!?!

Yall kno me by now…. themes aint my favorite thang thats 4sho… he got that OREO theme jumpin off, looks like painted DUBs witout tha face plate but they maaaaaaaay be some cheap ass rims…hard to tell, still got that spotlight on that bitch too SMH. I kinda wish this shit would just splash in 2 a big ass cup of milk and get soggy til that hoe disenegrate! (I kno I aint spell that right lmao)

This bih here!! WHEW!!! Kandy purp wit them bellagios tucked up under that hoe, got that dayum matchin top, moldings, skirts… that thang right there a str8 cruiser! 2 dayum clean!

Yall stay tuned… 2morrow im droppin Vol. 2!

 

 

 

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CHALLENGER ON THUDDY TOOS

2013 January 21
by DonkSnob

4REAL THO…. DID DIS EVEN LOOK LIKE A GOOD IDEA FROM DA JUMP??? 4 WHATEVA REASON WHEN THEM CHALLENGERS GO BIGGER THAN 8s IT JUS DONT LOOK RITE, THEM MAROS DO AIGHT ON THUDDIES N SHIT BUT NOT CHALLYS

THA RESULT…. PAUSE.

#1 – THEM RIMS, I JUST CANNOT GET JIGGY WIT DIS SHIT! I LIKE FULL FACE RIMS BUT THESE SHITS LOOK LIKE SUMTHIN MY DAUGHTER USE TA DRAW BACK WHEN SHE WAS 2 n SHIT. SHITS AINT EVEN CREATIVE! WHAT THEM THANGS CALLED, THE LIGHTNING BOLTS?? THEY LOOK LIKE IT!

#2 THA PAINT SCHEME – W T F ?!?!? WHY? WHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE? THA SHIT KINDA REMINDS ME OF A PEACOCK! I JUST CAINT THINK OFF THA TOP OF MY HEAD WHEN THAT SHIT LOOKED RIGHT TOGETHER. MAYBE ON SOME KICKS!

I GET IT, I GET IT.. ITS DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO GET 32s ON A NEW BODY WITOUT POKIN’ WITOUT DOIN A WIDEBODY…. SO WHATS DAT TTELL U???  DO…..NOT…..DO……IT

AND IS DIS BIH A REAL SRT??! DAMN

THA GLASSWORK IS ACTUALLY AIGHT, BUT WHAT HAPPENED WIT THA IPAD INSTALL THO? SHIT LOOKS RATCHET! AND SPEAKIN OF INTERIOR, I AINT GOTTA PIC BUT THIS SHIT GOT TEAL SNAKESKIN SEATS…

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2013 – LET IT BEGIN

2013 January 21
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by DonkSnob

YALL KNO YA BOY AINT BEEN AROUND AND WE AINT GONE REALLY GO IN 2 ALL DAT THO, JUST KNO IM BACK 4RM VACATION

PLEEZ BELIEVE I STILL WAS WATCHIN’ THE WHOLE TIME THO AND IM BACK, I THINK, 4 NOW!

I GOT KINDA TIRED OF THE FAILURE SHIT SO DIS YEAR ITS JUST THUMBS UP OR DOWN, DAS IT!

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Bubble Lex on Thuddies???

2012 May 23
by DonkSnob

Yall remember when Mannie Fresh and Baby was talkin bout the bubbleized Lex? I bet they NEVA thought it was eva gone be one like DIS!! On tha real, when I seent this I just laughed my mufuggin ass off bruh! Like, is dis shit a joke??? And yo, do boat shoes on 30s go together?? Iono, just askin!

Look at dem KUTS!! I heard da shit WAY worse in person too!!! Yall gotta kno when TOO BIG IS TOO BIG!!! and boi dem Diablos erywhere now aint they? must be goin for tha dumb low!

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M45 on 28s?!? MAN NAW

2012 May 23
by DonkSnob

Aight yall we BACK one mo gain and its time start checkin these folk…. WE LOVE BIG RIMS BUT GOT DAYUM DEY DONT GO ON ERYTHANG!!!!! 28s on a M45? U NEED TA STOP BRUH! LOOK AT THA WAY DAT SHIT POKIN!!!! WTF!? SMDH!

Heres da vid from Miami Earl

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Crown Vic Shittin’ – LITERALLY!

2012 May 3
by DonkSnob

Aight so we dun seen folk use the toilet paper theme b4, sayin they shittin on folks or whatever right…. so we see this pink vic on some cheap ass 8s wit the lambos (wit no door panels?!)

So we look inside……… wait… hol up…. that aint……?!?!?????

SHIT YEA IT IS! DIS MUFUCKA GOT A GOT DAYUM TOILET IN HIS BACK SEAT!!! THAT SHIT CAINT BE SANITARY!! YO I AINT NEVA SEEN NOTHIN LIKE DIS!!! DONT IT LOOK LIKE THATS A USED TOILET TOO?? AND SOME OF THEM ROLLS OF TOILET TISHA DONT EVEN LOOK CLEAN! AHH HELL NAWL!!

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504 FUCKIN UP!

2012 April 17
by DonkSnob

THIS MUFUCUKA DONE LOST HIS DAYUM MIND!!! LIKE HOL’ UP, U GET A CORSICA BRUH… or I thank thats wut it is… either way, DIS SHIT TURRABULLL. So many thangs I could say but tha main thing is that buddy so dayum PROUD AINT HE??!? LIKE DIS MY SHIT, IM STUNIN ON YALL.. HELLLLLL NAWLLL smdh

 

I wish Mike Tyson would hit the owner of dis car like he hit dat boy in the Hangover…

SO MUCH FAIL. Dis daym car had potential too.. WHY THE FUCK did you take out the window???? Wut was tha thankin behind that?!? BAD IDEA, OK EXECUTION… dat shit ugly. And where ya door handle at bruh? Don’t leave tha crib unless u READY!

 

PAUSE.  Dis fool said ….. 2 ft ….. LMAO!!! I mean, its kinda creative i guess, stil lame as fuck doe! Ok, the second worst thang is the lift… why so high for 24s? Jus sayin!!! And then last.. HOW THA HELL U GONE RIDE AROUND WIT YO DAMN QUARTER PANEL CRACKED?!?!? U NEED TO HANDLE THAT FIRST BRUH!

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Malibooyah? NAW

2012 April 11
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by DonkSnob

HERE WE GO AGAIN….. lil ass mufuckin cars wit cheap ass Maaco ‘CANDY’ on WAAAY too bigga rims…. wut them is? 6s??? 8s?? Hell I dunno, DONT CARE… shit just too dayum big foe dat car!! Bruh got like 8 inches of clearance!!! Time to take that hoe offroad in dis bitch!! SMFH!

 

 

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Pic of tha Day

2012 April 11
by DonkSnob

Buddy might be a lil too high but hell he on 30″ skates on skinnies and he outrageous and I heard dats a real SS! He aint all the way WINNING but DAYUM if he aint CLEAN. Hell, yall eva even see a bubble on 30s?? Not me bruh. Props 2 whoeva took tha pic too, shit on point

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THUDDY TOOOOSS ?!?!

2012 April 11
by DonkSnob

SHITTT we all knew it was comin!! Them 32″ SKINNIES FINNA CHANGE THE GAME… SHIT BOUT TO GET DUMB OUT HERE THIS SUMMER!

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